It's hard to imagine where white trash girls shower...oh well.

If you are a constant reader of this site, you may assume that I hate everyone, or you may assume that I am a racist bastard. That could be true and through reading this site I can see where you might come to that conclusion. However, there is something that I feel very strongly about and that I'm sure the rest of you will agree on. White Trash girls are hot, no other racial trash is as hot as White American Trash. Mexican trash, or as some of you might refer to them beaners, usually aren't hot or they only date drug dealers, African-American trash, or referred to as a term, I the racial person some of you think I am will not use, also do not have trashy girls as hot as our white girls. For the sake of not wanting to write and come up with racial names for the rest of the races out there, agree with me that white trash girls, are in fact the hottest.

You might not want to admit it, but guys I know you all have met a girl who hadn't been to a day of school in her life, had a black eye, had hickys on the neck (presumably from her brother), and may or may not have been missing a tooth. Even though the siren went off in your brain that this girls dad drinks more liquor than you've seen in your life, and that she is probably a 2nd cousin of her mom, you still wanted to take her home and have your way with her. I'm not going to sit before you and say I haven't, God knows how many times during the country fair I was glad I had my own place. That's right ladies and gents, I took po' white trash home and proceeded to have sex with her. Even if this white trash girl I took home, was the cause of my constant itching down in my penile region, it was worth it.

You see, there are a few facts that one must know about white trash girls before jumping into bed with them. White trash girls are born hot, and the only thing that keeps them from being the hot, popular girl in high school is that they are also born with herpes and live in a trailer. These 2 detrimental occurrences, establish that she will never go to college and never be anything more than a porn star. How do I know she will never amount to anything other than a porn star? You go to google image search type in white trash and tell me how many pictures of gangbangs and facials are returned. Convinced?

This is the only clean picture of a female that came up while searching for white trash.

Another thing about the dirty trash is that they are in fact dirty when you get them into bed. They are also dirty in general. They don't make you wear a condom, although I recommend you do, and they also let you shoot your wad on their face, in their hair (which might possible be used later for hair gel), or any other thing you have heard about on Jerry Springer. They also have experience that even your mom would be jealous of. Most white trash women lose their virginity at at 12, and have had 20+ sexual partners, when they finally drop out of highschool for good. White trash girls don't care if they get knocked up either, because if they are lucky and went home that night with a man who has money, they just got their one way ticket out of the trailer park. Ask any white trash girl if she would have an abortion and they will say no... As long as the babies daddy makes a decent living.

As you can see from the above stated facts, white trash women are far hotter than any other racial trash. They are kinky, dirty, hot, and will beat up any guy that is giving you a hassle. They will be your sex slave and your body guard. Just be sure to "use condoms" while sleeping with her because if you don't, you will have interesting family holidays.

Have a story about a white trash girl, or if you are a white trash girl and would like to sleep with me, or just for the sake of being nice, leave a comment.

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Man, where do you even come up with these ideas? haha. Pretty funny thou.

Posted by Janelle @ 01/10/2004 08:44 AM PST