Yeah, I know it's been awhile but I'm working on a new domain I just bought, studenthumor.com its going to be a site for college students like myself and the majority of you. So if the updates are lacking just remember that, because once that site gets up it'll be the best site on the internet, even better then that one child porn site.

I've also started up school again, and because god hates me, I have to take Group Discussion for Decision Making which is a class required for my major. That's not the bad part, the bad part is that I have to take it with a bunch of idiots, including one retard mentally handicapped student. Now I really don't mind if you are special, actually your not special if you are mentally handicapped, people just tell you that because you are a waste of life and will amount to nothing and taxpayers and your parents will have to provide for you for the rest of your life, but that is beside the point at this current time. Tom is the special kid in my class, I had nothing wrong with Tom the first day of class, in fact I thought I would befriend the slow kid, and give him some helpful advice and tell him that after high school letterman jackets are not to be worn...fucking idiot. However, this was only a thought and it was a god damn good thing I didn't become friends with Tom, because it would have been a short friendship. Tom is like Mexicans (still not racist but for some reason Mexicans seem to email me more than any other race, and I like having emails so I will make fun of them again), he blurts out and provides the class with his opinion, and in doing so helps obliterate the remaining intelligence some of the people in the class have left. Tom, if you are reading this, I know you are special and a stud with the ladies but that gives you no right to blurt out in class. Raise your hand ass face.

Another thing Tom has in common with the Mexicans is that you can't understand what the fuck he is saying. It sounds something like this "adsfjaksdjfa jdsajfkasjd asdjfaksd"... did any of you pick that up? Now you know what I'm dealing with. For some reason, the teacher feels the need to encourage Tom, by telling him he is right when not a soul in the room could tell you what came out of his mouth, and if we could I'm sure it would be something stupid, because all handicapped people are stupid, duh.

Now I could normally deal with having one idiot, special kid, retard, mentally challenged, fucking moron, whatever you want to label Tom, in my class. However, you didn't think I was going to leave out my favorite race... yup you guessed it Mexicans. They too are just like Tom (by the way Tom is white, sadly), they raise their hand try to say something of intelligence but end up leaving out a few words to make their thoughts complete and instead say something like "I like talk" or "I like to be group". Those silly Mexicans also speak Spanish to their cousins; I assume a lot are related because they have the same last name and first name. They will come into class and all I hear is "Te bien bano mi gato grande de izquierda puto". CALLING ALL MEXICANS, if you go to school in America and speak Spanish in the class, unless it’s a Spanish Class, you are an idiot. The majority of you use broken English to get by and yet you don't find it important to try and learn better English. I mean college is only your only way out of working in the fields, but don't learn the language professors speak...GOOD CALL FUCKERS, now go pick my cherries.

This has been another public service announcement, and like always I'm just jaykaying you, God loves us all equally.

Replies: 13 comments

Maria you are part of the reason that I hate mexicans, you know 2 languages because you immigrate. We don't so that makes us not have to know 2 languages. I didn't bother reading the rest of that babble because its probably telling me mexicans are good people when I know they aren't. You are 12 and can't even spell college.

Posted by nerd @ 03/21/2004 07:33 PM PST

Hey,, What is the deal everyone picking on the mexican's? I myself don't see bad in them we are all equal,, and most of you people probably don't even know 2 languages,, yes,, a lot do work out in the field ,, but thats only because most'well a lot of america would rather be lazy,, and waiting for a high paying job ( that they probably won't get) then work anywhere,, yes, they do come here and meet people ,sometimes have baby's usualy very beautiful baby's and go back and forth to mexico,, when they have there family in mexico , they do alway's support and send money back to them and keep very little for thereselves to survive here,,at least they support there kids there!! what do most of the men do here?? not support there kids if they are seperated ok,, touchy ,, maybe in cali is diffrent no se,, but give everyone a chance ok,, they are not nasty just because of the color,, hell a lot of you girls and guys,, go try to get tans just to have our color, just so you can wrinkle up faster,, and as for blacks,, well don't have anything against you either but yes ,, some of you have went to far with the just because i'm black ,, and because of slavery,, because hell almost all of you weren't even born when slavery was around,, sure probably a good bit of the people that read these things have somewhat of racism in ya, but let people live and take a look in the mirror,, if ya want to change something start there,, someday you will need something and it might not be your race that can help you ,, oh another thing,, most people in america ,, maybe all people here,, baby ,, your not a full bloded anything,, we have to many races that is part of us,, somebody always has a certain percentage of something else,, well i don't mean no harm in all this and don't want to bore anybody,, but ya'll stop talking about people,, you know the man upstairs created us all,,and if he didn't i guess we are all monkeys ;),, so ya'll have a nice day,, adios,, esta es para la raza,, no bajarnos nunca,, paz y felizidad,, besos
ps,, yea i know this has all runned together ,, but i'm only 12,, so what do you expect?? and feel free to send me comments also,,hey also don't pick on "speacial people" don't you have any feelings for anyone,, and i guess you are so cool and grown up now in colledge and drunk all the time,, wow,, i'm proud of ya,, NOT,, oh well do what ya do best,, if i forgot anything i will try to leave it here next time,, oh ya ought to put the comment page on the same as the front page,, it would be great,, ok,, later folks,,

Posted by maria @ 03/19/2004 06:27 AM PST

I'm half mexican, and I speak perfect english. Maybe that why I'm unemployed?

Posted by Crush @ 03/05/2004 03:19 PM PST

Ewww, Keystone was alright in high school when you had $10 and could buy a pack of cigarettes and a case of keystone. Fuck you cant beat that, but now that i am a fully fuctional alcoholic i cant drink that shit. Hurts my belly and a bitch of a headache in the morning. Yeah but thats my 2 cents, for anyone who actually gives a flyin' fuck!

Posted by xxxJesslynxxx @ 03/03/2004 09:21 AM PST

I love this site, you rock dude. I wish I could be like you, but I worry to much about little tiny mistakes. Anyways ROCK ON MAN.

Posted by Mistawho @ 02/25/2004 02:35 AM PST

Hey VoiceOfAnarchy, what's up?
Not much? Okay.

Well, if you want to hear something funny, it's called "understanding sarcasm". Usually it's hard to comprehend sarcasm on the internet, but sometimes a person will be really obvious with it to be funny or make a point.

Posted by DisgruntledJoe @ 02/24/2004 04:52 PM PST

man you drink keystone?? I vowed to never drink that shit ever again when I went to Eastern Illinois Univ. and had THE worst hangover EVER from it. I hate it with a passion. DIE KEYSTONE!!

Posted by Jenni @ 02/22/2004 10:15 AM PST

damn dirty mexicans.. try working with a zillion of them

Posted by emily @ 02/21/2004 08:03 PM PST

Can't we all just get along. Also some of you have given me my idea for my next post and im also drunk, what do you know love the KEYSTONE>

Posted by nerd @ 02/20/2004 02:10 AM PST

Yeah, I really hate mexicans too. In fact, the only thing I hate more then mexicans, joe, is your parents for not smothering you as a child.

Posted by VoiceOfAnarchy @ 02/19/2004 09:29 PM PST

Mexicans really piss me off.
I mean, really; All they do is have sex, be lazy and lay their eggs in our country and scamper off to have more sex while giving birth at the same time and driving with fifty of them in a primer-colored Pinto that is riced out with things they printed off of the internet.

Posted by DisgruntledJoe @ 02/19/2004 05:39 PM PST

awesome post. gotta love the mexicans.

Posted by Janelle @ 02/19/2004 04:44 PM PST

I say we continue the religious debate in here.

Posted by sejje @ 02/19/2004 06:07 AM PST