Ok, let me start off by saying the reason for the lack of anything but cobwebs on this site is due to the fact I have been extremely busy, and by that I mean drinking and playing NCAA video games on the playstation 2. My priorities are straight how about you?

Once again society has left me in awe, since the last time we met for "Bash on Mexicans and anyone that disagrees with me". I have a few questions on my mind and was hoping that someone can answer them for me.

Questions for Mexicans
1. Why do you insist on calling my workplace and asking me "Habla Espanol" then when I say no you speak perfect English?
2. Same as question number one but when I say no you proceed to talk in Spanish, I thought no was universal and met the same thing in all languages? Are you guys really that dumb?
3. Why are you so horrible at driving?
4. Why can't you all just die?
5. Seriously are you guys just that dumb?

Questions for Whitey
1. Why do some of you attempt to be black? Not like being black will get you anywhere in life.
2. Do you honestly think that listening to rap and wearing black clothes makes you hard? If it does I missed that memo and need an ass kicking.
3. Why do you make fun of minorities, when in fact white people (in California) are the minority?

Questions for African-Americans
1. How much shit do we have to give you until you will stop bitching about slavery?
2. When is it acceptable for a white cop to use force against a black man?
3. Better yet, can a white cop even talk to a black man with out the words "Because he is black" coming into play sometime down the line?
4. Why do you guys like the fat chicks? I mean I know they need loving but seriously guys some of those girls you date are HUGE BITCHES.
5. Is Colin Powell black?

Questions for the Others
1. Why don't you all just die?
2. Does it upset you that you aren't as important as white people, black people, and brown people? Wait scratch that, black people and Mexicans aren't important they just bitch the most.

Those are some questions I need answered and stat. To any white people that can answer those questions above, please finding the nearest bridge or overpass and jump off of it, into traffic. I will be back in a couple days with a new update, or when I actually get beat again in NCAA College Football on the ps2.

Replies: 12 comments

Why is it that black people think they are badass, then when they get busted by the police it's always "I AIN'T DONE NOTHIN SIR"?

Posted by Josh @ 03/22/2004 10:25 PM PST

Americans are just about the stupidest people, aren't we? Yeeehaaawww!

Posted by f'd up in Texas @ 03/21/2004 06:18 AM PST

Badass. Your articles are so abso-fuckin-lutely right. Keep pissing people off. You make us laugh in Texas. Yeeeehaaawwww.
no, really yeeeehaaaawwww.
Some people have no sense of humor and are too fucking sensitive. these are the people that make the rest of society a mob of mindless, drooling incompetents. to those bastards, get a fucking life and quit bitching, especially here, because your input is obviously not valued, right? keep postin'.

Posted by redraider_TexasTech @ 03/18/2004 01:26 PM PST

ahhh internet drama, does it ever get old?

Posted by nunurbizness @ 03/17/2004 06:53 PM PST

Holy SHIT!! I feel the same way you do about the cubans invading maimi!! Me and my girl friend spent hours laughing about it. I have sent all my friend to read this and they are waiting for an admin to add more. "nerd in CALI" that was F-ing GREAT" south florida loves you... keep posting,
Donkey puncher out.. peace

Posted by Donkey Punch @ 03/16/2004 02:09 AM PST

Listen here all of you whining, bitching, stupid people. If you don't like what nerd posts on HIS website don't come back. This domain is paid for and maintained by the OWNER. I also get a kick out of reading all of these posts and comments. By the way nerd, UPDATE more often.

Posted by clousemein @ 03/15/2004 09:35 PM PST

You are wrong about everything except
"Did a girl laugh at you when you took your pants off? Busy drinking and playing PS2?!?!?! Do you need a girlfriend? Tired of Palmela? Well quit spanking that monkey and call a hooker!"

I'm also not racist once again if you refer to the million other idiots who have come and said something like you, then you would know why I run this site.

So Mr. Internet therapist and god of what is right and wrong...you are an idiot, and I wouldn't be surprised if you were the person you described in that comment.

Posted by nerd @ 03/13/2004 05:52 PM PST

Whatever race you are, just admit it, your a damn racist! Yes nerd, I'm sure you really are a nerd!!! You're probably some pimple popping, buck-tooth redneck college student! Why do you have so much hatred? Were you molested as a child? Parents abandon or beat you? Did your uncle touch your winkie? Did a girl laugh at you when you took your pants off? Busy drinking and playing PS2?!?!?! Do you need a girlfriend? Tired of Palmela? Well quit spanking that monkey and call a hooker!

Answer me this question:
Is this whole website dedicated to your one wish that you wish your father had used a condom with your mother?

Posted by Malachi @ 03/13/2004 05:21 PM PST

Who said I was white, I hope you aren't stereotyping. I've never stated my race on this site, I also made fun of white people on here, so who is the idiot now. Also read what mike wronte 10x and hopefully youll figure out this is my site if you don't like it don't come it won't hurt my feelings.

Posted by nerd @ 03/12/2004 12:42 AM PST

If you don't like it, don't come here and read it dick.

Posted by Mike @ 03/11/2004 08:48 PM PST

Not funny, not clever. Racism as humor went out in the 1800's. I guess you think you're "edgy" for "speaking your mind" and being "politically incorrect", but you're just tired, and a moron. And no, "no" does not mean the same thing in all languages. Earth isn't made up of just Romance languages, you braindead turd. And if you're so important just because you're white, why are you so busy thinking about Mexicans and blacks so much? Get over your unspectacular white self, you whiny loser.

Posted by funattack @ 03/11/2004 04:50 PM PST

oh ohk, i was very worried :s

Posted by sleaze- @ 03/10/2004 03:21 PM PST