Hello ladies and gents and more specifically those of you in South Florida and in Texas. Glad you guys like the site and that I can entertain. If you want some really entertainment though take an Indian to a shower area and look as he stands confused not knowing what to do.

Anyways, after that introduction I thought I would talk about my buddy Tom again. If you forgot he is the retard that has some disease that impairs him or so they say. I'm sure he is just faking it for special attention but if he isn't I still don't feel sorry for him. I know that sounds bad but today he stated the most absurd thing I've ever heard in my entire life. We were discussing ways that people unintentionally scare people when they talk or touch them or something. What we were discussing really has no relevance because Tom stated and I quote "People are intimidated by my deep voice, and are they sometimes are afraid of me because of it” Earth to Tom no one is afraid of you, your legs don't work man, you couldn't beat up my 8 year old nephew even if you were using your little walker things. The only people who might be afraid of you are the Mexicans because they are stupid and probably believe that whatever you have is contagious.

Tom has also been trying to get with the lady's. Tom now has his driver’s license but doesn't drive long distances yet because driving is hard. My response to that is WHAT FUCKING MORON GAVE A RETARD A LICENSE? People bitch about teen driving but for fuck's sake a guy who can't even walk gets a specially made car and gets to get behind the wheel. Thank you but I'll stay off the street now. I see how Tom can be intimidating now, he will fucking mow you down in his special car because he is a special guy. I'm not a doctor or a scientist but when you have a handicap do you lose all ability to tell that people don't want to hear a word that comes out of your mouth. Tom talks at all available moments and even if it doesn't regard what is going on in the class. When he talks to me I nod, smile and secretly plot to kill him. Now I know I'm not giving off the "Wow this is interesting tell me more about why you smell like B.O. and drive around in a rascal you handicapped piece of shit" look, but yet he will talk to me for the entire class period. Why someone didn't abort his birth is beyond me.

Anyways, my problem is that I'm starting to dislike handicapped people almost as much as Mexicans. Now I have never really had a problem with handicapped people up until Tom, so maybe I should just cut the brakes on Tom's rascal and get rid of the problem. I'm guessing I’ll just continue to listen to his bullshit and realize how much I hate it that certain people get special treatment because of certain ailments or colors of their skin.

For now I'm going to bed, hope you guys in Texas and Souther Florida laughed I would appreciate it if everyone left comments telling me what you want to see more of on this site. Something like "You rock, you are funny, update more and write about Mexicans" is a perfect example it confirms my belief that I am god, that I need to update more and that I'm not the only one who hates Mexicans. Hasta Luego Putos.